Perry at the Priory
In the summer of 2004 Pericles the Decoy Duck spent a month in The Priory to get over his worm and bird seed addiction.
This blog was originally set up to chronicle his experiences and the inevitable escape attempts.
However, it refuses to die.
The Characters
Pericles - Our Hero
Ron - a Lemming, Pericles's roommate
Bob - a discontented lizard
Dai - a Llama
Schrondinger - a Cat, Dai's roommate
Hermione - a Peking Duck
Thaisa - a Duck, Perry's sometime girlfriend
Doris - a Turkey, Matron at The Priory
Skippy - a dodgy Kangeroo
Sandi- a Great Dane
and
Ethel - a duckling who claims to be the fruit of Perry's loins
Sunday, August 01, 2004
Day 4
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I made a new friend today. He's a lizard and his name is Robert, but he says I can call him Bob. He used to be a chat show host. I know lizards spend a lot of time basking in the sun but even so, Bob's got an impressive tan.Ron says Bob's here because of his acute paranoia. I can see what he means, while were watching Richard and Judy, Bob suddenly accused Ron of looking at him 'in a funny way' and Ron was asleep at the time!
I tried explaining to Bob that Ron was asleep. He just glared at me and muttered something about ''You kip if you want to...."
Nevertheless I must try to be nice to Bob. When one is that paranoid it can't be easy making friends.
posted at 11:58 AM
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